I’m lacking creativity. When I read the name “Blackeye” for a drink, all I can do is giggle at the thought of actually being punched.

Go ahead and insult Starbucks. Feel free. No no, its not cliché.

In case you’re wondering, I drink my coffee black. Quite frankly, its the only way to drink coffee. This is how real men drink coffee. All other losers deserve to have their coffee splashed on their laps and taught a lesson about pure caffeine. Black coffee puts hair on your chest and a leap in your step.

In other news, I’m nearly out of tea. Shoulda asked for more from home in my most recent CARE package. Oh well!